"OOOOOOOOWWWW!" I hear DQ scream from the playroom. I run over to find Mischief standing over DQ, a toy in her hand. Tearfully, DQ tells me, "She hit me on my head with that toy." I scold Mischief. "Do we hit?" "No." "Did you hit [Drama Queen]?" Mischief looks at me, eyebrows raised, "No." She holds out her toy. It's Strawberry Shortcake. "Did Strawberry Shortcake hit [Drama Queen]?" "Yes." *insert mom eye roll here* Then came the discussion of how TOYS do not hit either.
And I totally made her make Strawberry Shortcake apologize for hitting.